1/2 pound extra wide egg noodles Salt 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil, 1 turn of the pan 3 slices bacon or turkey bacon, chopped 1 1/3 pound, the average weight of 1 package, ground turkey breast 1 pound white mushrooms, wiped, trimmed and sliced 1 medium onion, chopped Black pepper 2 teaspoons dried thyme or poultry seasoning 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 cup chicken stock, available on soup aisle, eyeball it 1/2 cup heavy cream, 3 turns of the pan 1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg 2 tablespoons softened butter 2 cups grated Gruyere, about an 8-ounce brick 1 cup plain bread crumbs 2 to 3 tablespoons chopped parsley leaves Bring a large pot of water to a boilfor your egg noodles. When it boils, salt the water and cook noodles to al dente. Preheat a large, deep skillet over medium high heat. Add extra-virgin olive oil, 1 turn of the pan, and bacon or turkey bacon. Render the bacon fat 2 to 3 minutes, until bacon begins to brown at edges. Add meat and brown it, crumbling it with a woode...